when your boyfriend tells you he & a few other classmates played the ‘who would you bang’ game in class,

& when you ask him who he said yes to, he says: ‘people’

& you ask him who people, & he replies: ‘people’

awesome. thanks babe.

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charalanahzard:

My bed has a significant lack of you in it.

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